Fuck Michaelangelo’s “David.”
Josh Hutcherson’s bulge is the greatest work of art I have ever seen.
So then they handcuffed me and said, “Anything you say can and will be held against you,” so I said, “Josh Hutcherson.”
The minute Josh Hutcherson realizes that I’m all he’s ever wanted, you are so out of my life.
Let’s raise a glass to Josh Hutcherson becoming more popular than Taylor Lautner. Because that shit is happening.
My daily to do list consists entirely of Josh Hutcherson.
(P.S. This week is officially Josh Hutcherson Appreciation Week because he just isn’t getting enough love. Let’s bring his sexy back!)
There is only one word to accurate describe Josh Hutcherson… Amaze Balls
I need a time billing code for not doing shit.
I don’t need an Irish holiday to spend the weekend binge drinking.
Greetings from VIRGINIA!
42,000 square miles of DC suburbs.
But, we have the best motto: Sic semper tyrannis (Thus always to tyrants.)
JUST LOOK AT OUR FLAG! We have bared breast, a spear, an olive wreath, and an old dead white guy.
Oh, and:
You know who else put his friends into Circles? DANTE.
Just wondering if you were free to be the token Republican at our Inauguration party.
I started a new fast today. It’s called “I’m Too Lazy to Go to the Grocery Store.”
Let’s alternate blackouts so we can piece together our night.
I do not like being told what to do unless I am naked.
