July 2012
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Jul 1st
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Oh good, I’m drunk enough to be karaoke-ing Ace of Base songs in Russian. Fuck you, Euro-techno, fuck you. Also: fuck you, red wine.
Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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I'M NOT PREGNANT EVERYONE
I’M SO EXCITED JOIN ME IN THE PERIOD DANCE
Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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June 2012
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Happy Hour with Haymitch & Effie: Gin Gimlet
Mmmm— the Gimlet— another one of Little Duck’s summer favorites! Cool, refreshing, and tangy— perfect for the humid summers of the Capitol! Also, it gets you really drunk, really fast (and I like to be a cheap date). 1/4 oz. gin (or to taste, really) 1.25 oz. Rose’s Lime Juice (it’s gotta be Rose’s, okay?) Lime wedge Stir gin and Rose’s Lime...
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 29th
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The Secret Life of Bees, Chapter 8: Show Me a...
Disclaimer: The Hunger Games belong to Ms. Suzanne Collins, Scholastic, and Lionsgate Entertainment. The Secret Life of Bees belongs to Sue Monk Kidd. Show Me a Little Shame belongs to Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals belong to themselves. The lullaby is a Russian folk song more commonly known as Kalinka. Thanks to: SavannahHershey, my beta and fangirl-in-crime, and somnambulance! Ships:...
Jun 29th
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Happy Hour with Haymitch & Effie: Daiquiri
This is a Daiquiri— but not the kind of daiquiri you are used to ordering at chain restaurants and pool-side and at shitty island resorts. No sir— this is the Daiquiri meant to be drunk by Rita Hayworth herself. It’s fresh— it’s on the rocks (never frozen— ugh!) and limey. You should worship this drink. THIS IS A CLASSY COCKTAIL. 2 oz. light rum 1 oz. lime...
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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“(734): I just commented on the education level of his penis.”
– xoxox Little Duck
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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“(802): But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!”
– xoxox Little Duck
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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peetas-burnt-bread asked: how do i join the BREAK UP NICK HOULT AND JLAW club??
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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sanityblows-deactivated20130430 asked: Tag! You’re it! The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself. Then, go to ten blogs and tell them that they are it! :)
Jun 28th