About Us
We’re just two girls, living in the Capitol (literally) who caught Hunger Games fever in the worst way possible. We love carbs, strong drinks, and Texts From Last Night. Oh! Yes! And we LOVE Haymitch Abernathy (we ship him with Effie Trinket. DEAL.) The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, and Mockingjaybelong to Ms. Suzanne Collins, Scholastic, and Lionsgate Entertainment. Texts From Last Night belong to the drunken masses. We come to you by way of Downton Abbey, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Spartacus, and Clan of the Cave Bear. We like to sit on our porch and tell the kids to get the hell off our lawn while we fangirl over teenage boys. BRING YOUR A-GAME, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
